SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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