The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
should my penis look like a turkey
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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