I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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