we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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