But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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