Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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