this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
