Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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