sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
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