Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wish I only lived at night.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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