You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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