I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
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