He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm having to shit out rocks
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