I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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