I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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