I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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