from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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