if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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