so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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