I think i peed on brittanys purse
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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