Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I see more hoeing in ur future
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