i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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