It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
