brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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