guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm passing your future prison.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
There's always time for handjobs
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
