Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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