don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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