in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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