he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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