I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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