you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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