Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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