My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
smell my finger.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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