where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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