Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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