doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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