You're completely useless in the revolution.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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