You work out of a Hotel?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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