Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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