I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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