I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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