I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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