worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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