One girl and one boy is just not enough.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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