She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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