Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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