How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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