I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The maid of honor just puked.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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