she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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