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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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