Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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