Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I got inside last night via doggy door
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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